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Time for some dirty humor

A young Italian girl was going on a date, her grandmother came to her and said sit here and let me tell you about these young boys.

He is going to try to kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.

He is going to try and feel your breast,

But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family.

With that bit of advice, the girl went on her way to her date. The next day she told he grandmother all about how her date went, and said it was just like she predicte
Then she said I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried to, I just turned over, got on top of him and disgraced His family!

At that her grandmother fainted!

Posted: Tuesday 28th September 2004, 8:11 PM

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